[My boyfriend] is honestly my best friend, and hopefully I’m his best friend too. He’s my favorite person to be around and makes me laugh harder than anybody…We can eat Cheetos and watch beach volleyball and we turn into two perverted Homer Simpsons, like, ‘Oh, she’s got a nice ass.’ I never thought we’d have such different opinions on asses.

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"If you win tonight, I think we should bring you the Oscar"

— Ellen Degeneres to Jennifer Lawrence at the Academy Awards (via jenniferlawrencedaily)

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mishawinsexster:

Ellen takes a selfie during the Oscars

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streepology:

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!

streepology:

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!

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lexicon19:

quietrevolutionary:

Because everyone needs this on their blog

Thanks

lexicon19:

quietrevolutionary:

Because everyone needs this on their blog

Thanks

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mishawinsexster:

Ellen doing what we all would if we were Oscar hosts

(via werefound)

"Most of my life, I’ve felt alone. Even when I was with people… That was until I met you."

(Source: peytonnsawyer, via eyes-never-closing)

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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Delta Goodrem talks about seeing Nick & Joe last week

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